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Oct. 22nd, 2012 @ 09:29 pm I am voting for Sauron and the Lieutenant of Barad-dûr

They have a two tower plan that will bring lasting change.

Full funding of Barad-dûr and we will have many horses and bayonets.

The big birds “The Eagles” will be killed. All news will be controlled with the Palantirs.

ALL marriage will be outlawed; our future warriors will be hatched from a hole in the ground.

We will be energy independent within five years, just deregulate the logging in Fangorn forest.

The Hobbits will have to submit to mandatory drug screening if they want to grow plants.

Health care will no longer be needed, if you are injured the strong will eat your parts, you don’t need those.


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Sauron and the Lieutenant - The right choice for the Third age.

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From:foggydogs
Date: October 23rd, 2012 05:10 am (UTC)
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All warriors will be hatched because no one will have property right to their uteri.
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From:nosemovie
Date: October 23rd, 2012 02:44 pm (UTC)
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Ooooh, excellent. Can I get a license to own and drive a Warg? (http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061224140110/lotr/images/3/37/Warg.jpg_)

I think more people would get out of my way on the freeway.
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From:brinian
Date: October 26th, 2012 01:10 am (UTC)
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Um...but I think we're well beyond the Fourth Age now